i am hopelessly crushing on my english professor. he’s a grad student with soft blonde curls and horn-rimmed glasses (´；ω；｀) he’s just so lovely and intelligent and charming, and when he calls on me in class i get these massive butterflies and a knot in my throat and any semblance of an intelligent response goes flying out the window and i end up looking like a massive tool.  ┐(‘～`；)┌